Cheeseburger, Fries, and a cup of toilet water please.

Twelve year old Tampa resident Jasmine Roberts has got me upset. This is one of the truths that you just don't want to know about. But since I found out about it, I'm going to burden you all with it. It seems Fido ain't such a dumb dog after all. Drinking out of the toilet is better for you than that fountain drink you just picked up from "Ron Don's." (That's Mc Donalds for all you northern types.) What exactly does our Health Deparment do for a living?

Hat tip to Alan for the link.