Off I go to deal some drugs and bust some caps but wait...what the? Aw, gee willikers! It's illegal! Shucks.

Oh yeah...that'll stop 'em! Stop 'em like a brick friggin' wall! Like it? You can pick one up here. Hurry now, and it comes complete with a MAGICAL FORCEFIELD to prevent gun toting drug dealers from simply disregarding your pretty little sign.