Saturday, May 05, 2007

Stinko De Mayo

I'm gonna strangle someone if I gotta hear one more American say "Happy Cinco De Mayo!" Every radio station, every television station, every convenience store has got some kind of advertisement encouraging me to get happy on the fifth of May. Screw that. It ain't our holiday. It's a stupid friggin' holiday! We don't celebrate French Bastille Day....why Cinco De Mayo? Aside from Taco Bell and domestic beer brewers, no one seems to have a stake in the celebration of this dumb assed Mexican holiday. We don't need another reason to get drunk and eat nachos....that's what the Super Bowl is for.